i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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