How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So squirting runs in the family.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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