hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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