remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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