I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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