He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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