i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
