So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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