I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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