I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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