playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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