Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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