Whoa Z and x make the same sound
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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