Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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