i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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