Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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