I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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