Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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