I cockslap morals
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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