it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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