why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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