I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You slept on a pillow of digiorno