just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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