You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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