at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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