Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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