So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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