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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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