Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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