I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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