I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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