He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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