look no pants
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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