Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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