I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Barsexuality is the new black.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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