So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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