Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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