Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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