sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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