No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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