i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
