I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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