Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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