it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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