It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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