Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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