Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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