yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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