I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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