are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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