Its about making memories worth repressing
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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