no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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