When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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